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Q:What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

A:Look grandpa, no hands!…

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A. You look flushed

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A. "Where's pop corn?

Q. What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

A. I'm sorry, I am a little horse!

Q. What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the 
refrigerator door.

A. Close the door I am dressing!

Q. What did the gum say to the train?

A. Chew chew chew...

Q.What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.

A. Stop picking on me.…

Q. Whats a bear called without teeth.

A. A gummy bear.…

Q. What did the beach say when the tide came in?

A. Long time no sea.…

Q. What's bigger than you, but doesn't weigh anything?

A. Your shadow.…

Q. What's black and white and black and white and black and white?

A. A  penguin rolling down a hill.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cows

Cows who?

No they don't, they MOO!

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Bless!

Bless Who?

Bless You!

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Atch

Atch Who?

Bless you and here's a tissue!